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21st Century Nursery Rhymes # 1 Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Thanks to a litigious culture, and a legal vulture Humpty Dumpty made a big score 21st Century Nursery Rhymes # 2 It's raining, it's pouring; Politicians are snoring. They had their chance To save the world Now we're screwed by global warming


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0:00 / 3:15 These Are the DIRTIEST nursery rhymes ever! Jon Reep 55.6K subscribers Subscribe 21 Share 829 views 8 months ago #funny #standup #comedy DIRTY NURSERY RHYMES. Intern Isaiah,.


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Ed: I got so drunk I blew chunks. Ted: I got so drunk I wrapped my car around a tree. Fred: I got so drunk I went home and beat up my wife. Ed: No, you guys don't get it. Chunks is my dog..achieve a higher level of artistry than typical playground ditties.


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In 1984, a small crowd of less than 100 people didn't know what to make of a chain-smoking, 50s greaser-throwback turning beloved Mother Goose nursery rhymes into offensively dirty poems.


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Twisted Nursery Rhymes Jack Spratt. Jack Spratt was one cool cat - Played guitar in a cowboy hat His wife was surly, vicious and mean So off he ran, with a beauty queen. ——-o——o—-o——o———-Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary. Mary, Mary, quite contrary Should have been a touch more wary She thought it was fun, to taunt and jeer


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That was dirty Maryanne. Thanks and Acknowledgements. Thanks to Palsy for sending a version of this rhyme!. In Nursery Rhyme Favorites we've gathered over 100 beloved Mother Goose songs & rhymes. This ebook includes: • Mother Goose songs, rhymes, lullabies, circle games, and finger plays.


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1. A Tisket, A Tasket Nursery Rhyme Lyrics A Tisket, a tasket, a green and yellow basket. I wrote a letter to my friend, and on the way I dropped it. I dropped it, I dropped it, and on the way I dropped it. The little boy, he picked it up, and put it in his pocket. Get your printable Nursery Rhymes HERE 2. ABC Songs Lyrics


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Many parents sing these famous nursery rhymes to their children to entertain, soothe, or help them drift off to sleep. However, after actually analyzing some of the lyrics in these songs, it has been discovered that many of these songs are about rather dark subjects. Not sure what I'm talking about?


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Adult - adult nursery rhymes, *rude**swearing*. Mary had a little skirt. with splits right up the sides. and every time that Mary walked. the boys could see her Thighs. Mary had another skirt. 'twas split right up the front..but she didn't wear that one very often. Mary had a little lamb.


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[Brother Marquis] My mama and your mama was talking little shit My mama called your mama a bulldagging ass bitch I know your sister, and the bitch ain't shit She slayed me and all the boys And even sucked our dicks Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun Jack got mad, kicked Jill in the ass Cause she couldn't make him cum Mama Bear a.


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With games, stories, songs, and arts and crafts "à la française," this camp is the opportunity to discover the language or to reinforce knowledge in a creative atmosphere. For children 4-7 years old. Two possible sessions: June 18-22, June 25-29, both 9am-5pm. Price: $230 (EFA student) or $275 (non-EFA) per week.


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Are these the nursery rhymes we grew up being taught by our parents and teachers? Well, no, not quite. Here is a list of cheeky rhymes you may have learned from your friends and used in the playground. 1. School Dinners School dinners, school dinners, Mushy peas, mushy peas, Soggy semolina, soggy semolina, I feel sick, get the bucket quick,